Miley Cyrus will reveal to the world how she has “Miles to Go”
” come March, when her autobiography lands in a bookstore near you. Sure, we are a bit perplexed as to how a 16-year-old has gained enough life experience and insight to pen a book about her life, but we are more perplexed by the cheesy, pun-laden title her memoir was given.
So here we present some alternate titles for your reading pleasure:
1. “Really?”: Because it does seem strange to read a memoir by a teenager.
2. “I’m Narrating the Book on Tape, So You’re Better off Reading This Yourself”: Because Miley’s deep, gravelly speaking voice can be a lot to take.
3. “I Have So Much Left to Learn: Musings of a 16-Year-Old Pop Star”: Yet she has so much to share with us, right?
4. “What I Took Away from Watching ‘Superman,’ or ‘Jem’ for That Matter”: Because like the superhero and the cartoon character, Miley, a.k.a. Hannah Montana, lives a double life. Though we’re not sure she’s old enough to know who Jem is.
5. “Seven Things I Hate About Myself”: This one ties in very nicely with our next selection.
6. “The Jonas Not Taken”: Please take these with a grain of salt.
7. “Daddy Made Me Do It”: Which sort of makes sense given our next alternate title. See below.
8. So as not to leave the Cyrus clan out of this intellectual discourse about alternate book titles, we’ve decided to include one that Papa Cyrus shared with us back in October at Miley’s big Sweet 16 bash at Disney
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